London Is Shit Hat
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Embrace the ultimate anti-tourist aesthetic with the London Is Shit Hat, a bold red baseball cap featuring unapologetic white embroidery. Perfect for locals and visitors alike who prefer brutal honesty over travel brochures.
The Most Honest Souvenir: The London Is Shit Hat
Sometimes, the “Big Smoke” is just a bit too much, and this hat is here to say what everyone is thinking during rush hour on the Central Line. This hat features the phrase “LONDON IS SHIT” prominently embroidered in crisp, white block lettering across the front. With its classic curved brim and high-contrast design, it is a piece of headwear that refuses to be ignored. Whether you are battling the pigeons in Trafalgar Square or stuck in endless rain, this hat serves as your personal protest against the chaos of city life.
The inspiration for this design comes from the love-hate relationship millions have with one of the world’s most famous capitals. It captures that specific moment of British cynicism—the humor found in complaining about the commute, the prices, and the weather. This isn’t just a hat; it’s a badge for bold thinkers who appreciate satire and isn’t afraid to ruffle a few feathers. It flips the script on traditional “I Heart London” souvenirs, offering a playful, rebellious alternative for those who find beauty in the grit and the “rubbish.”
Ready to wear your skepticism on your sleeve—or rather, your head? Whether you’re a jaded local or a traveler with a sense of humor, this cap is the perfect addition to your collection.
How long does it take for my order to arrive?
- We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
- Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
- For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.
Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:
- United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
- International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days
Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:
Economy
- $7.99 for order price under 50$
- $9.99 for order price over 50$ and under 100$
- $14.99 for order price over 10$ and under 200$
- Free shipping for order price over 200$
Ground
- $16.95 for order price under 49$
- $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $49.95 for order price over 140$
2 Day
- $24.95 for order price under 49$
- $34.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $79.95 for order price over 140$
Overnight
- $49.95 for order price under 49$
- $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $139.95 for order price over 140$
Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:
- $7.99 for order price under $49.99
- $9.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
- $14.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
- Free Shipping for orders over $200
- $9.99 for an order price under $49.99
- $14.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
- $16.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
- $18.99 for orders from $200 to $399.99
- Free ship for orders over $400
